You should be so pleased!

Not everyone gets a visit by the Domo Fairy! You’re so lucky!

And so the story goes…

When my little sister was very young, she had a favorite joke. The joke itself wasn’t that great, but how she told it was.

This was her verison, verbatim:

George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Bill Clinton were on a plane.

George Washington threw a cannonball out of the plane and said, “For my country.”

Lincoln threw a spear out of the plane and said, “For my country”.

Clinton threw an atomic bomb out of the plane and said, “For my country”.

Then there was a little boy crying.

Someone asked, “Why are you crying?”

He said, “A cannonball fell on my daddy.”

Then there was a little girl crying.

Someone asked, “Why are you crying?”

She said, “A spear fell on my mommy.”

Then there was a little boy laughing.

They asked, “Why are you laughing?”

Then the little boy said…(There was always a long pause as she laughed herself) “I farted and my neighborhood blew up!”

Woooosh!

Hedgehogs are so hard to work with.

Oops.

This is one of the more macabre napkins, but surprisingly well-colored, especially since it was drawn at 3am.

And no, I have no idea why they were trying to cross.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh…

I wish I could explain this.

I can’t.

Don’t Judge the Bunny!

Am I the only one who thought that the Easter Bunny must HATE Easter?

I certainly don’t blame him for wanting sweatpants, beer, ice and some soothing preparation H afterward.

I just want one more day!

Not everyone appreciates the arrival of spring. Personally, I like it freezing, snowing and frosty!

Tsk Tsk.

Really, attempting to read a napkin without donning a proper monocle and top hat? Shame! Shame and Dishonor!

For you, Doc, there’s always cake.

This napkin started as a lively discussion about who would be the next companion for the Doctor (I believe this was right after Donna left the show).  It was around two in the morning and my mom and I were taking guesses at who would be a good companion for our favorite time traveler. She walked into another room to fetch something and then came screaming back in, waving her arms like Kermit, and promptly tripped on the carpet and faceplanted. Then, still prone on the floor, I heard a muffled voice proclaim:

“COMPANION CUBE!”

Ta-da.

Pa-tooey!

I’ve always wondered what the Octoroks from the Legend of Zelda series are spitting all over the place.

Do they eat rocks like chickens do? Are they spitting out their gum? WHAT IS IT?!