Well it sure wasn’t me.

Today’s Post:

Sorry ‘Bout That.

Sometimes, a napkin just doesn’t work. The effort was there, and while making it we all thought it was hilarious, but looking at it after lunchtime it just doesn’t make sense.

I find it hopelessly ironic that the “It’s dead, Jim” napkin would be our first outright failure.

Today’s Post:

Excuse me!

Yes, my little sister, receiver of all the napkins, was brave enough to eat her sandwich.

…And to this day I will not tell her whether or not I licked it.

….I licked it.

Today’s Post:

Damn Equations!

That was one of the very first napkins, one which is very dear to my heart, and I’ll tell you why.

The day I sent my little sister to school with the Snorlax napkin she came home and announced that one of her friends had liked it so much they had decided to wear it as a bra for all of lunchtime.

I couldn’t be prouder.

Today’s Post:

What will YOU do?

Sad as it is, sometimes you just get a Meg. It can’t be helped.

Today’s Post:

I sure Haven’t!

Was I the only one seriously disturbed by Super Smash Bros.? I mean, characters were eating each other and then pooping them out.

Yoshi even gave BIRTH to people he had eaten!

I just want to say: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

Today’s Poop- er, Post:

Ewwwwww. Meg.

Apparently when you do drugs it turns your balding, fashion impaired friends into giant balding, fashion impaired yellow elephants.

Don’t Do Drugs.

Today’s Post:

Poot!

It’s okay, Captain. I’d Facepalm too.

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Today’s Post:

Don’t Do Drugs, Kids! Play Rock N’ Roll Instead!

Okay! OKAY! I’ll play Super Mario Bros. Just Put the flare gun DOWN!!

Sheesh, some systems do not take being ignored well….

Today’s Post:

Which came first? Androids or Chicken Androids?

Did you see that Family Guy episode with that creepy looking horse?

I couldn’t hear heavy breathing for weeks without shivering and wanting to take a shower. Ick.

Today’s Post:

Poor Little Thing!