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The Great Crisper in the Sky
Apr 8th, 2010 by The Napkin Fairy

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The story of Rapunzel always bothered me! If her hair was so strong that a guy could climb it up and down, why couldn’t see tie it off to something in her room and repel down the side of the tower?!

All princesses should be taught mountain climbing, self defense, dragon slaying and wicked witch-diplomacy. That will put an end to all this “damsel in distress” nonsense.

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Funny Lunch Napkin   RIPBob 607x640 The Great Crisper in the Sky*Sniff!* I miss Bob.

The Fairy Tale Didn’t Mention That…
Apr 8th, 2010 by The Napkin Fairy

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Did you see it?! Did you? Huh? HUH?! DID YOU SEE MY WEINER?!!

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Funny Lunch Napkin   Weave 636x640 The Fairy Tale Didnt Mention That...Towers Used to be a Lot Taller…

LOOKIT LOOKIT!!
Apr 8th, 2010 by The Napkin Fairy

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If you haven’t heard of Larry Platt and his legendary “Pants on the Ground” song…what rock have you been living under?!

GOOGLE IT! GOOGLE IT NOW!

The Napkin Fairy has spoken.

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Funny Lunch Napkin   WeinerDance 640x632 LOOKIT LOOKIT!!And Do It NOW!

Pants on the Ground
Apr 8th, 2010 by The Napkin Fairy

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Rose and her Doctor travel to many strange and fantastic places in their travels through time and space. Who says the TARDIS can’t land on a napkin?

Even the Master likes napkins!

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Funny Lunch Napkin   PantsOnTheGround 631x640 Pants on the GroundSomeone’s Lookin’ Like a Fool…

The Doctor likes 2-Ply
Mar 24th, 2010 by The Napkin Fairy

Wow, today you get three napkins for the price of one!

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Flame me all you want, but Harry Potter can kick Edward Cullen’s ass any day and I will personally jump for joy when that franchise finally meets its pitiful and well-deserved end.

Also, yes, I know what Twilight is about. No, I haven’t read all the books. Why? Because the plot is CREEPY and it looks like it’s written by an illiterate fourteen year old. I mean, a 100-something year old MARRIES a seventeen year old and another really old guy falls in love with their 7-year-old daughter and somehow that’s all supposed to be okay because they’re a bunch of blood suckers?! It’s icky, it’s WRONG, and all of you misguided young girls who think that’s okay are going to be really surprised when you get out of high school and figure out what the world is about.

All right, end of rant. Here’s a new napkin for you.

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Funny Lunch Napkin   TARDIS 625x640 The Doctor likes 2 PlyIt’s a Bountiful world!

I know I’ll be flamed for this…
Mar 24th, 2010 by The Napkin Fairy

I’m in a good mood, let’s post some more today!

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However, due to atmospheric conditions, they CAN hear you fart on Mars.

Just Sayin’.

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Funny Lunch Napkin   RIPTwilight 640x629 I know Ill be flamed for this...Take that, you sparkly bastard!

Napkins In Space
Mar 24th, 2010 by The Napkin Fairy

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[Error: Napkin Explanation Not Found]

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Funny Lunch Napkin   InSpace 640x629 Napkins In SpaceDaisy, Daisy Give Me Your Answer Do…

404 Post Not Found
Mar 12th, 2010 by The Napkin Fairy

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If Miss Piggy would throw a rat muppet clear across the stage just for interrupting her on stage, what do you think she does once a month?!

Personally, I’ll let Kermit handle that mess.

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Watch out for Code Red!
Mar 10th, 2010 by The Napkin Fairy

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Even the mighty Starship Enterprise isn’t immune to the terror of the alien “404″. You’d think that in the far future technology would have evolved to the point where Windows was finally allowed to die a slow, painful death, but apparently Bill Gates pickled his brain just to make sure the Federation could not escape his tyranny.

Let’s just be glad he hasn’t teamed up with Q.

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Funny Lunch Napkin   CodeRedKermit 640x636 Watch out for Code Red!I’ll hide the chickens.

Beware the Windows
Mar 3rd, 2010 by The Napkin Fairy

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Who hasn’t wondered why Princess Zelda gets kidnapped SO much?! I think it’s because she wears pink. Pink makes you very easy to kidnap.

Did she get kidnapped when she was dressed as Sheik? NO. And do you know why? NO PINK.

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Funny Lunch Napkin   StarTrekWindows 625x640 Beware the WindowsWindows is Scarier than Borg!

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