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The story of Rapunzel always bothered me! If her hair was so strong that a guy could climb it up and down, why couldn’t see tie it off to something in her room and repel down the side of the tower?!
All princesses should be taught mountain climbing, self defense, dragon slaying and wicked witch-diplomacy. That will put an end to all this “damsel in distress” nonsense.
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*Sniff!* I miss Bob.
Did you see it?! Did you? Huh? HUH?! DID YOU SEE MY WEINER?!!
Towers Used to be a Lot Taller…
If you haven’t heard of Larry Platt and his legendary “Pants on the Ground” song…what rock have you been living under?!
GOOGLE IT! GOOGLE IT NOW!
The Napkin Fairy has spoken.
And Do It NOW!
Rose and her Doctor travel to many strange and fantastic places in their travels through time and space. Who says the TARDIS can’t land on a napkin?
Even the Master likes napkins!
Someone’s Lookin’ Like a Fool…
Wow, today you get three napkins for the price of one!
Flame me all you want, but Harry Potter can kick Edward Cullen’s ass any day and I will personally jump for joy when that franchise finally meets its pitiful and well-deserved end.
Also, yes, I know what Twilight is about. No, I haven’t read all the books. Why? Because the plot is CREEPY and it looks like it’s written by an illiterate fourteen year old. I mean, a 100-something year old MARRIES a seventeen year old and another really old guy falls in love with their 7-year-old daughter and somehow that’s all supposed to be okay because they’re a bunch of blood suckers?! It’s icky, it’s WRONG, and all of you misguided young girls who think that’s okay are going to be really surprised when you get out of high school and figure out what the world is about.
All right, end of rant. Here’s a new napkin for you.
It’s a Bountiful world!
I’m in a good mood, let’s post some more today!
However, due to atmospheric conditions, they CAN hear you fart on Mars.
Just Sayin’.
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Take that, you sparkly bastard!
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Daisy, Daisy Give Me Your Answer Do…
If Miss Piggy would throw a rat muppet clear across the stage just for interrupting her on stage, what do you think she does once a month?!
Personally, I’ll let Kermit handle that mess.
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Even the mighty Starship Enterprise isn’t immune to the terror of the alien “404″. You’d think that in the far future technology would have evolved to the point where Windows was finally allowed to die a slow, painful death, but apparently Bill Gates pickled his brain just to make sure the Federation could not escape his tyranny.
Let’s just be glad he hasn’t teamed up with Q.
I’ll hide the chickens.
Who hasn’t wondered why Princess Zelda gets kidnapped SO much?! I think it’s because she wears pink. Pink makes you very easy to kidnap.
Did she get kidnapped when she was dressed as Sheik? NO. And do you know why? NO PINK.
Windows is Scarier than Borg!
