Last Post:
If you watched the video I posted, which I highly suggest you do, then you’ll understand. It’s essentially the most adorable 17 seconds of all time.
So adorable, even Kanye wouldn’t interrupt it.
Today’s Post:
Me Too!
Does that one need much explanation? Bob, being the wily and clever bird he is, managed to survive what is essentially a yearly Turkey massacre.
Also, like the first winner of Survivor, he did it in the nude.
Typically I don’t explain these before the next post, but you’ll thank me for this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8
After a week of break, we’re finally back with new napkins for your enjoyment!
All you need to understand the last napkin is this link to the Potter Puppet Pals Website: http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/
I suggest watching the video “Bothering Snape”, in which Snape gets…bothered.
This Season’s Winner: Bob!
Yesterday’s Post: If you haven’t been on Disney’s Tower of Terror at Hollywood (previously MGM) Studios, it’s difficult to explain the abject fear and exhilaration you get from being repeatedly plunged to your doom.
However, it occurred to me, wouldn’t that just really tick Death off? I mean, he’s probably been waiting for ages for someone to actually DIE on that crashing elevator. The least someone could do is have a heart attack on the ride so he can get back to stalking Peter Griffin, like we all know he wants.
Bother, Bother!
Yesterday’s Post: For those of you who missed it, Monday night was the Leonid Meteor shower, which passes by the Earth once every 75 years or so. I could be wrong about that stat, but it sounds impressive, so I’m going to assume it’s every 75 years.
The character is Philip J. Fry, from the cartoon Futurama, mimicking his distraught outcry from the episode “Insane in the Mainframe” in which he is sentenced to a robot insane asylum and wrapped up in a box marked “defective electronics”. They then proceeded to shove the box end-over-end, while he yelled, “Ow, my head! Ow, my feet!” over and over.
Also, that art was drawn by my mother, since I was busy watching stars fall to Earth. Thanks mom!
Father Time gave him that watch.
Yesterday’s Post:
If you aren’t aware of Ceiling Cat, then you obviously haven’t spent much time talking to your cat about their religion. Ceiling Cat, overseer of the feline race, and Basement Cat, dark spawn of the underworld, are deities that arose from I Can Has Cheezburger’s vast array of humorous kitty-related captions.
If you want to learn more, visit Ceiling Cat at www.icanhascheezburger.com and try not to let Wall Dog catch you looking.
Mmmmmmmmmeteors!
Yesterday’s Napkin:
If you weren’t aware, The Game (hah, I made you lose) is a worldwide phenomenon which anyone can play.
The rules are simple: Once you’ve heard of the game, you’re playing the game. If you think about the game, you lose. Losses must be announced.
Enjoy your new hobby, internet peoples.
Now on to Today:
He also wants your Sandwich.
Winners get a Month’s Supply of Fail!
Welcome to A Napkin For Lunch!
This is simple – with each post we will be showcasing one of the many napkins from lunchtime (for details, visit the Project History Page).
For some of the more esoteric or hard-to-understand jokes, we will give you time to try and figure it out on your own, then with the next napkin post we will include an explanation of the previous.
Have fun!
