Wow, today you get three napkins for the price of one!
Flame me all you want, but Harry Potter can kick Edward Cullen’s ass any day and I will personally jump for joy when that franchise finally meets its pitiful and well-deserved end.
Also, yes, I know what Twilight is about. No, I haven’t read all the books. Why? Because the plot is CREEPY and it looks like it’s written by an illiterate fourteen year old. I mean, a 100-something year old MARRIES a seventeen year old and another really old guy falls in love with their 7-year-old daughter and somehow that’s all supposed to be okay because they’re a bunch of blood suckers?! It’s icky, it’s WRONG, and all of you misguided young girls who think that’s okay are going to be really surprised when you get out of high school and figure out what the world is about.
All right, end of rant. Here’s a new napkin for you.
It’s a Bountiful world!